Cap'n Howdy's Blogorium

Please forgive the Cap'n for sounding like a broken record: The way I felt about The Lost Skeleton Returns Again is very much like my r...

This summer, I worried about Predators . I anticipated Inception . I decided to "wait and see" about The Expendables . I mostly di...

On Monday, while disagreeing with James Cameron's unnecessarily harsh comments towards Piranha 3-D (which, upon discussion with Profess...

I did not like Snakes on a Plane . Half of you are now saying "Gee, I'm shocked." with the sarcasm that just doesn't tra...

Pointless question directed to M. Night Shyamalan: Why call the new movie Devil ? I realize you didn't direct Devil , but you came up w...

By now, I'm guessing that at least half of the regular visitors to the Blogorium have heard the Cap'n mention The Lost Skeleton of C...

"Cap'n, you watched a movie called Monsturd ?!" Sometimes, gang, you eat the bear. Sometimes, the bear eats you. The Cap...

(Return to) Equinox: A Journey (Back) Into the Supernatural Weird times call for weird movies, so in a movie that makes sense only to the Ca...

Forgive the Cap'n for a lack of posting today, but I just couldn't find it in me to subject you folks to a review of Monsturd . I kn...

Designed to be a Jaws -ripoff, Piranha has the benefit of fond memories on the part(s) of kids who saw it on TV during the 1980s. It doesn...

The Cap'n is going to keep this very brief because a) I haven't seen Scott Pilgrim vs. The World * , and b) I've already spent t...

The cruelest thing you can say about a movie is that it's inconsequential. There are a lot of ways to damn a film with faint praise, but...

I usually put up reviews on Monday of movies the Cap'n and Doctor (nee Professor) Murder saw, but since Saturday saw a review for The Ex...

I realize that it's very easy to beat up on The Expendables , for reasons mentioned in the review (there's basically no story to spe...