Cap'n Howdy's Blogorium

 - Let's start with why it doesn't matter that Starz decided not to continue its contract with Netflix. This news is being treated ...

 Aliens have infiltrated our society, and are posing as the wealthy, or police, or politicians; anyone who has real power. They keep human...

 *All Together Now* Aliens have been kidnapping humans to study their behavior. The city our hero (Rufus Sewell) wakes up in is not on Ear...

 ...or really a theory about George Lucas, I suppose. Star Wars is, as usual, the method by which Lucas has chosen to again antagonize gee...

 The mysterious code that Nicolas Cage was trying to decipher came from aliens, who whispered it in the ear of a little girl fifty years ag...

 There ARE aliens invading Earth, but they're stupid aliens. Why? In their infinite wisdom, they decided to conquer a planet comprised...

 At this point, it's been so long since The Blair Witch Project came out that people have by and large forgotten all about the film. C...

 Julianne Moore's son was abducted by aliens, who are conducting an experiment on human bonding. That's the reason only everyone el...

 Will wonders never cease? It turns out that Fast Five is even better than Fast & Furious, a movie I was pleasantly surprised with. Th...

  Aliens (oh, I'm sorry Mr. Lucas, "extra-dimensional beings") have been waiting for someone to bring back the last crystal s...

 Well, color me surprised. For the last ten years, I'd given at best a disinterested gaze in the direction of The Fast and the Furious ...

 If you've never seen a Four Reasons before, it's because I don't have a chance to do them that often. The Cap'n is usuall...

 editor's note: if, for some reason, you actually don't know anything about The Sixth Sense, this is absolutely the wrong review for...

 When last we left off, the Cap'n had finished watching the first ten episodes of The Simpsons ' Treehouse of Horror series, which...

 Tonight I'll be taking a look at the 2011 remake of Fright Night , a film I've been looking forward too. That's odd, because I ...