Cap'n Howdy's Blogorium

 Quick story: in the world of quasi-counterculture of high school circa 1998, there were very few things as exciting as the impending releas...

 However, this does not cover the second fifteen minute increment of Adventures in Babysitting . Oh no. I didn't say arbitrary, well, ar...

 The newest Pirates of the Caribbean film, On Stranger Tides , isn't exactly a disaster, but that's not as reassuring as you might ...

 Please come back tomorrow for a review of animal appropriate Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides , but in the mean time, tide yours...

 When I re-purposed " From the Vault s" into Retro Review s, one of the first films I mentioned as an example of how relationships...

 Walking on a treadmill in short increments is going to provide a fun and hopefully continuing series for the Blogorium, one I'm going t...

 This entry in Projectioneering is just barely about movies. That's your warning. What follows is a brief account of what projectionists...

 Truth be told, I've only seen D.W. Griffith's The Birth of a Nation once. I may have even slept through parts of it, to be even mo...

 Over the weekend I finally caught up on some horror documentaries, specifically More Brains: A Return to the Living Dead and Swallowed So...

 I like Jason Statham movies to a fault; whereas most times when I see a movie that has bad (or worse, no) buzz like Killer Elite , I'll...

 I don't have much to say, because it's really hard to look at any one thing for long periods of time. The short story is that Cap...

 Alas, I couldn't find Double Take between last week and this week, so instead of trying to piece together a movie I think involves a t...

 I almost wasn't the Cap'n.  Not as in "I almost didn't call myself Cap'n Howdy when this blog thing came together...

 Let's keep this short, because what you need to know is that In Time isn't worth any of yours. I really like Gattaca and Lord of ...

 Hey gang! How about I tell you about things I'm currently in progress as a way to divert attention from the fact that I don't have ...