Cap'n Howdy's Blogorium

This may come as a surprise to you, dear readers, but after spending the last five days writing about Summer Fest, I'm pretty zonked out...

Tonight I thought I'd let the pictures do some of the talking, with a handful of anecdotes from the Cap'n about what happened betwee...

For the last night of the Greensboro Summer Fest Massacre Part II , we watched two HD downloads from the Playstation Store: Creepshow and S...

Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires (or Seven Brothers Meet Dracula ) is exactly what you'd expect from a Shaw Brothers / Hammer Horror co...

I think everything I said about Troll 2 here is still accurate. The only additional thoughts I have are about how good it looked in HD, wh...

Truth be told, I was a bit disappointed in MSVGO , despite Cranpire's promises of bad-goodness. Don't get me wrong; there are thin...

You see, this movie is the tops. Cranpire and Nathan may disagree, but they're wrong. Hillbillys in a Haunted House is not necessarily ...

I'm all kinds of goofed by Uncle Sam . This movie is totally appropriate for the 4th of July, and not just because of the title or the f...

Student Bodies brags that it was the "First Horror Comedy", which is technically true, if you aren't counting something like ...

The Prowler might as well have no plot. That there is one is something of a miracle, albeit a dubious one at best. Mostly characters wande...

This was a much better 3-D experience than My Bloody Valentine, and really just a better movie. Oh sure, Friday the 13th 3-D is not a great ...

Oh my goodness. How did Terrorvision escape my life for so long? How had I never seen, nor even heard, of this movie? Major Tom brought o...

I don't know what I'm supposed to say about Chopping Mall . It's terrible, but it's perfect. While I can't argue that ...

As we were waiting for more attendees to arrive, the Cap'n and company popped in Alien Apocalypse , a Sci Fi Channel Original Picture st...

Finally, we watched an episode from the first season of Tales from the Darkside , entitled "I'll Give You a Million." If you...