Cap'n Howdy's Blogorium

 Greeting, visitor. You have arrived at the digital depository once known as "Cap'n Howdy's Blogorium." Rather than have t...

  Deathgasm is far and away the best discovery of Shocktober movie coverage. It's a scrappy, low budget film from New Zealand that we...

I've long wanted to check out Mortuary because of its fantastic trailer. It doesn't tell you much of anything, features no footage ...

 When the reviews included phrases like "Linklater's Before Sunrise by way of H.P. Lovecraft," Justin Benson and Aaron Moorh...

 In my continued efforts to turn left when you're expecting me to go right, I have opted to review Galaxy of Terror (aka Planet of Horr...

Tonight I'll be taking a look at the 2011 remake of Fright Night , a film I've been looking forward too. That's odd, because I d...

 Sometimes the tricky thing about your reaction to a movie is timing. For example, if I had chosen to watch We are Still Here before I wat...

  editor's note: while the Cap'n is waiting to watch The Green Inferno or Knock Knock, here's a look back at Eli Roth's fir...

 editor's note: the following reviews originally appeared during coverage for Horror Fests VII and VIII, along with the 2014 Year End R...

 So let's get this out of the way at the outset: yes, Unfriended looks like a terrible movie. A social media-only "found footage...

  editor's note: this review originally appeared in the Horror Fest VIII coverage. Rosemary’s Baby may be based on the novel by Ira...