Greetings, Slackucationeers! Cap'n Howdy knows you're using the last few days of summer to squeeze in as much slacking as you humanly can, but in the interest of picking up a few useful tidbits before trotting back off to school, I've helpfully cooked up this week's Video Daily Double! Since I know you're hoping to sneak in some partying and merry-making before everything is said and done with, I thought I'd take some time out of your busy schedule of doing nothing to warn you of the dangers of partying too hard!
Our first film, Innocent Party, deals with a very important subject with the initials V and D. And it doesn't stand for Valentine's Day. Honestly, this video is probably something you should watch with your older brothers or sisters, so they can explain things you won't understand. Yet. But beware what you don't understand!
Our second film, None for the Road, is for those of you who thinking drinking will make you cool. Spoiler Alert: It Will, but that just means you totally shouldn't do it. Cool people may have the right clothes and a cool car and all the right friends, but in the end they just go on to live great lives and you're not going to be cut out for that. When you're older, rent a movie called Heathers. You'll understand.