Summer Fest Day Three: Why Neil Needs a Blood Car!

We started earlier today for Horror Fest, but were still held up when Neil's car decided to slit its own radiator hose in a desperate cry for help. As a result, no amount of duct tape, electrical tape, nor Cranpire's blood could soothe its pain, and Neil is trapped in Greensboro... FOREVER!!!!!

Since he wasn't going anywhere, we watched The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror VI, which boasts Attack of the 50ft Eyesores, A Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace, and Homer3, the legendary computer animated episode. Then the Tales from the Crypt episode with Morton Downey Jr. about the haunted house. Classy.

Since classy was our M.O., we watched Feast, the total assault on decency and good taste disguised as a horror movie. Imagine all of the sensible characters are removed from a horror movie, leaving only the idiots who usually get picked off to figure out what to do for 90 minutes, and you have some idea of the plot of Feast, if you can call it that.

After that, we simply had to watch Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, which seems suspiciously like a Meet the Spartans for the 1970's, although possibly better. (I couldn't say for sure, having not watched Meet the Spartans) It does have some of the worst musical numbers ever and a plot that just barely makes sense. Super classy.

Now I need to determine if I have enough energy left after two all-nighters to watch another movie, or if I should simply kill Neil and sleep inside of his gutted carcass... decisions, decisions.