Sunday, July 6, 2008

Summer Fest Day Two: Dead Heat!!!!!

Dead Heat stars Joe Piscopo and Treat Williams. For all the other important information, we turn to Special Guest Blogger Tominator:

Dead Heat stars Joe Piscopo and Treat Williams, co-starring Vincent Price. It is 84 minutes long in total running time, was released, I think, in 1987, and, from the look of the DVD cover, Joe Piscopo swallowed a number of steroid-filled balloons coated with sriracha hot sauce. Apparently, one of them dies and they come back to life to find their own killer. Killarity I mean hilarity ensues and possibly ensnares people in a web of bored chuckling. At some point in the future, the movie ends, with a twist of some sort, and/or a reasonable, sound conclusion wherein the protagonist has found a modicum of closure. It is assumable that there are a few loopholes left open for a sequel which did not happen praise be to the will of Allah. All is well, the credits roll, and the DVD is replaced in its receptacle. Amen. Basmati. Cavalier. Srebenica. Codswallop. Manure. Ma. Nure. Great on their own.

We now watch CHUD. Yay!

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