Spoiler of the Day: Signs

 There ARE aliens invading Earth, but they're stupid aliens. Why? In their infinite wisdom, they decided to conquer a planet comprised of the one weakness they have: water. Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix, and kids defeat one of the aliens with a glass of water. Oh, and then Phoenix, a failed baseball player, beats the alien to death with his baseball bat. Who needs germs when you have baseball bats?


 Tomorrow's Spoiler of the Day: Knowing