Wednesday, September 14, 2011

If you have to ask, the answer is probably no (a very special Video Daily Double)

 Good day to all Educationeers! Cap'n Howdy returns with another fantastic edition of the Video Daily Double, designed to wash those brains clean of any rebellious notions. Today we're going to deal with two very important questions; questions you may have asked yourself before and not been sure how to answer. The bad news is that if you had to wonder, chances are you were totally wrong. The good news is that Coronet Films knows what the right answer is, and they're going to help change your mind so that you know it too!

 Make with that good old educating!

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 Our first film, Am I Trustworthy?, is designed to help scumbags like you understand why no one wants to have anything to do with you. Look, you asked the question; I'm just keeping it real with you. I guess if you stick around long enough you might learn how not to be a scumbag, but chances are you won't.


 Our second film, How Do You Know It's Love?, is really about how it isn't love, and you should stop thinking it is until you understand that emotional connections are totally irrelevant in securing a long term relationship for the 1950s. What are you, some kind of communist?

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