Before we start, I have a public service announcement for Major Tom:
The Estate of Ingmar Bergman is up for sale.
Verily, it can be yours, sir, if the price is right.
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If I could keep from passing out between finishing class and writing these here blogs, I would review Observe and Report, the new joint from Jody Hill (The Foot Fist Way, Eastbound and Down). I understand it to be a remake of Paul Blart: Mall Cop, which makes it like the fastest turnaround from original to remake I can think of, but feel free to correct the Cap'n on that. I'm pretty sure I heard that somewhere. Or made it up. Same difference.
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This weekend, your choices are a) see Teenage Mother here with the Cap'n, or b) See Fame with nobody else at your local multiplex. You have no other options, so if you aren't here tomorrow night, I'm just going to assume you wanted to see the remake of a movie you didn't want to see on home video for almost thirty years.
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Speaking of "see on home video", if you can think of any more VHS horror movies that want to join Terrorvision at Horror Fest, just drop the Cap'n a line.
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Finally, I'm not going to say anything about Stan Helsing. The trailer speaks loudly for itself, and what it says isn't very promising:
1 comment:
I won't lie. That photo of Bergman and Stravinsky as well as some of those framed film posters would look pretty bangin' on my walls.
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