Defunct, but not forgotten.

I've had a bit of a backlog of new to new-ish Blu Rays to check out, and when I popped in Heathers for a trip back to memory lane (the disc looks great by the way. even with the soft filter on the camera, it's pretty impressive how good the movie looks), a logo popped up that always brings fond memories: New World Pictures.

To give you some idea of why a film company would interest me in the least, the Cap'n needs to take you back to those halcyon days of VHS. If you rented indiscriminately, as I used to, after a while you'd notice a pattern about certain movies major studios didn't release: specific types of films came from different independent distributors. For example, if you had something that was action/sci-fi/sword and sandal, odds are it came from Cannon Films. That was their specialty. If you found something truly bizarre with bright colors on the front, I'd be willing to bet you had a Troma tape in your hands. Periodically, you'd find a Hemdale Home Video release (most notably The Terminator, Platoon, or Return of the Living Dead), but the one I remember the most is New World Pictures.

Odds are, if you know this logo, you've seen more than one of their movies


New World Pictures started as a Roger Corman in 1970, but spun off in the early 80s from AIP, becoming its own entity. Unlike Cannon Films, New World made all sorts of films, and it's hard to imagine that regular readers of the blog haven't seen at least three of them. In fact, I'm positive I can name three every one of you have seen:

Heathers, Hellraiser, and C.H.U.D.

If those don't ring a bell, New World is also responsible for the following VHS tapes we watched as irresponsible youths:

Death Race 2000
Big Bad Mama
Cockfighter
Children of the Corn
The Stuff
House
Hellbound: Hellraiser II
House 2: The Second Story
Creepshow 2
Android
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
Dead Heat
Hell Comes to Frogtown
Dead End Drive-In
Reform School Girls
Vamp
Transylvania 6-5000
Deathstalker
The Slumber Party Massacre
Sorceress
Return to Horror High
18 Again!
Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night (remember that one?)
Warlock
Fitzcarraldo
The Brood
The Punisher
Return of the Killer Tomatoes
Return to Horror High
Piranha
Soul Man
Rock N Roll High School

New World doesn't exist any more, as its now a part of Newscorp, the Rupert Murdoch owned company that also runs 20th Century Fox. If half of those ring a bell, it's because Anchor Bay has the rights to most of New World's catalog, including Sledge Hammer!, a series produced by the company. In fact, Corman films aside, I'd say most of those movies are currently dvds I have (or have seen) thanks to Anchor Bay.

If you want to see what else you might have New World to thank for distributing, feel free to check the IMDB list out. I left quite a few notables out; for example, I had no idea they released Federico Fellini's Amarcord here in the states. Cool beans.

At any rate, to this day when I pop a movie in and see the New World Pictures logo, I know I'm in for a unique experience, if not a frequently good one. For an indie distributor, they weren't a Lions Gate or even an Artisan for their day, but New World put out some quality product for low budgets.

Just a Thought, plus one.

I've been thinking lately that if the best way to avoid more remakes is to push for something more "original", maybe it's time to look into some unadapted fiction that's just begging to be translated to the big screen.

There's a lot of Philip K. Dick fiction that went wrong (mostly short stories), and a handful that went right (Blade Runner, A Scanner Darkly, the debatable Total Recall), and a whole lot that would never work as movies. However, I think that there's a cracking good movie to be made from The Man in the High Castle.

If you've never read the book, Dick posits an alternate world where the Axis powers win World War II, and America is split in half: the West Coast is controlled by Japan, the East Coast by Germany, and the middle is a sort-of No Man's Land. In this world, a mysterious author somewhere in the occupied U.S. writes a book about a world where the Allies win the war, and he's considered enemy number one by the Nazis.

The Man in the High Castle does juggle several characters, but is easily the most straightforward novel by Dick, possibly even more than Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep. If the film was taken very seriously, made not as a "what-if" sci-fi film but as a wartime drama with a cast that didn't wink at the camera, Man in the High Castle could be a great adaptation with little or none of the alterations that normally mark PKD books-turned-movies.

But what do I know? I mean, I think The Secret History could be a great movie too, if handled by someone like Ang Lee. Unfortunately, people don't know the names of those books. They do know Bad Boys, The Fantastic Four, and Predator. Name brand recognition wins, even if there's a lot of excellent material waiting in the background.
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One Mike Judge creation shills for another:

'Extract' Film Forum with Beavis and Butthead @ Yahoo! Video

You know what? Even though it's shameless self promotion, I'm going to give it a pass because it brought back Beavis and Butthead. If I'm not mistaken, that may be the same basic animation from the MTV Music Awards, but any return of B&B is okay by me.

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Vote, you swine! Also, leave me your comment about what to drop so we can move this voting into interesting territory!

Multitasking and Democracy

Here at the Blogorium, I like to have several projects running at one time in various states of completion, so that writing about movies can stay varied and (for all of us) interesting.

At the moment I'm in the process of watching Jubilee, Derek Jarman's apocalypsterpiece, I'm working on write ups for Tyson and The Private Life of Henry VIII, and have been watching Inglorious Bastards again on Blu Ray. Additionally, I'm working on an Anthropology project about community based on the moviegoing experience as ritual. My field work is to compare the rules and etiquette observed along with the sense of catharsis and solidarity in different theatres.

In order to really get into this, my "research" will include seeing movies at The Carolina, Carousel, Grande, Brassfield, Dollar Theatre, and if I'm lucky, a Drive-In. I want to try seeing different movies in different atmospheres to get a good idea of the different rules of engagement for "joining" the audience in varying theatres. If you'd like to join, let me know.

The Cap'n also takes requests, so if there's something you want me to watch or write about, just let me know. I have plenty here to keep me busy, but please redirect my attention as needed.

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Oh, in case anybody was wondering, the winners of Round One were Ghoulies 2 and Black Sheep, which you'll see again once I've narrowed down the field. Considering the amount of movies, I might have to cut down voting time in order to thin out the long list, or I could simply ask you to comment on which movies that you have no interest in seeing whatsoever.

The list, if we're going the more expedient route, consists of:

Horror Fest 1 -
The Alligator People, The Lost Boys, Feast, The Wicker Man, From Dusk Til Dawn, Friday
the 13^th Part 4: The Final Chapter, Saw, Re-Animator, Night of the Living Dead (1990)

Horror Fest 2 -
Hostel Part II, Dead & Buried, Night of the Lepus, Hellraiser, 1408, From Beyond, Return to Horror High, The Descent, Planet Terror, The Call of Cthulu, Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers, Night of the Living Dead 3-D

Summer Fest 1 -
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation, ___ _________, Teeth, Shark Attack 3: Megalodon, Dead Heat, Fido, Friday the 13^th Part 2, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, The Giant Claw

Horror Fest 3 -
In the Mouth of Madness, Dead Alive, Halloween, Faces of Death, Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn, The Ruins, The Mist, Blade Trinity, Blood Feast, Child’s Play 2, The Paul Lynde Halloween Special, Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare, The Wicker Man (2006), The Orphanage

Summer Fest 2 -
Drag Me to Hell, Army of Darkness, Alien Apocalypse, Chopping Mall, Terrorvision, Friday the 13^th Part 3, The Prowler, Student Bodies, Uncle Sam, Hillbillys in a Haunted House, Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, Troll 2, Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires, Creepshow, Shaun of the Dead

Let's go, people: trim some of the fat and make the voting more fun. I can see a lot of movies on there I'm not interested in seeing again. Just name the ones you want out in the comments, but choose wisely; if you choose something that shouldn't be cut, I may put it somewhere else in the weekend*.

By the way, if you're wondering about some movies I've penciled in as "likely":

Let the Right One In, Martyrs, The Stepfather, Trick R Treat, Child's Play, Matango, The Werewolf versus The Vampire Woman, An American Werewolf in London, Night of the Creeps, See No Evil, and Scream Blacula Scream.

Depending on what's playing, our field trips choices are between Zombieland and Lars Von Trier's Antichrist.

* I'm not saying that I bought Shark Attack 3: Megalodon, but I'd advise you against asking me to remove it. Or a certain Halloween Special.

New Digs

Since the Cap'n is settled into my new apartment, I thought now would be a good time to share the new set up with you. The living room should be all you folks care about, so let me break it down for you.

(as per the norm, click on the picture to significantly embiggen it)

Here's the new layout. The fancy schmancy TV is in the center of the living room with shelves that extend on either side all the way to the walls. Underneath the TV you can find the DVR, the PS3, the 5.1 Channel receiver, the X-Box 360, and HD-DVD drive.

Moving to the right:

Just to be abundantly clear how supportive of the format I am, the four shelves to the right of the TV are Blu Rays, with a smattering of HD-DVDs mixed in. I know that it's some kind of crime for I Am Legend to be obscuring the Blade Runner and Planet of the Apes boxes, but I can't find another place to put it right now. I'm sure I'll figure out something.

Moving to the left:

Yarrr, here be the Spine Numbers. While my collection is nowhere near as impressive as Major Tom or Veal's, it's coming together nicely. This time around I'm focusing more on getting ones I really want, rather than filling out number gaps. The missing one on the second shelf to the left is Derek Jarman's Jubilee, which I'm watching currently. Also, Science is Fiction: 23 Films by Jean Panleve has not made it onto the shelf. Soon enough.

Oh, in case you were wondering, the Criterion Blu Rays have their own shelf in the picture above this one.

Ah yes, the Horror Shelf. You didn't think the Cap'n would hide his Horror Shelf all the way against the back wall, did you? Zoom in for hints at this year's Horror Fest selections...

Moving off to the side wall:

Here's a cross section of non-specific and genre separated shelves. To the right are my MST3K tapes. I'd show you where the dvds are but the stupid camera didn't upload them. Perhaps next time. They're on the mantle.

Finally, in the back corner:

TV shows are split right down the middle by Cult films, because the Cult section just fit so well there in the old apartment. Admittedly, there's a lot of TV I have yet to watch, but I'll get around to it. I promise.

So that's the entertainment layout for my new place, just waiting for you to come over and watch movies. I'm hoping to add another couch for "stadium" seating and maybe a love seat off to the side for the alcove/office I have. Unless of course Barrett sneaks over here and takes everything first. Which he's not allowed to. Ever. Even if I die, he can't have any of it. You hear me, Barrett? Nothing!

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The new poll is up. You have until Sunday to vote, so make sure everyone else gets on the ball and votes too!

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For the record, The Final Destination won. Even Inglorious Basterds topped Halloween 2. You nutjobs don't know a crazy dream sequence when you see one, so says I.

To Be Continued... If I can only remember why.

Don't you hate it when you tease something like this:

"1. I am always looking for something new to show in between movies at Horror Fest (more on that subject later this week)."

but by the time you come back to it three days later, you can't remember exactly what you meant by "more on that subject later this week"? I knew I made a mental note to come back to that for today's entry, but I'll be damned if there's that much to talk about. Oh well, let's give it a whirl...

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One of the things I'd like to do with Horror Fest is expand the viewing pleasure beyond simply movies. There have always been episodes of TV shows playing between films and in the last two years or so Dr. Re-Animator became a fixture of breaks (to the chagrin of many of you) but that's really been the extent of it. I've tried finding good "horror only" trailer reels and it's not as easy as it sounds.

The one good dvd I did find was All Monsters Attack!, a disc devoted to Sci-Fi Monster movies that sorta fits the bill. The 42nd Street Forever discs each have horror movies, but they're split up in between other exploitation films so it can be tricky using those.

In my quest to find horror-related ephemera, I found a dvd from Something Weird Video called Monsters Crash the Pajama Party that may be exactly what I've been looking for. The dvd itself is three-and-a-half hours of short films, trailers, drive-in shorts, horror musicals, educational shorts, photo montages, and something called Hypnoscope that comes with 3-D glasses. Plus there's Tormented, a Bert I. Gordon joint from 1960.

Monsters Crash the Pajama Party may be exactly what I've been hunting for, as it's the sort of disc you can press "play" on and switch back to between the films proper. I'm not certain if there are more discs like this, but if so I'd like to check them out for future use, as it really can augment the experience.

The one other thing I've been trying to find with relatively little success is the Silly Symphonies cartoon about the musical skeletons. The Diz pulled that particular volume of Symphonies years ago and, the dummy that I am, I sold it.

Also, if you happen to see any good "Horror Host" material on Youtube, send it my way. I'm quite certain I can incorporate it into the Fest.

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So... that's about it. More than I expected, but still this feels like a lot less than what I teased. Hrm.

Oh! Voting ends on Sunday, so get any final plugs in. I'm going to cut the next bracket down to one week as to get more of you to jump on the business of choosing your Fest, so keep your eyes peeled!

Recycling or Remaking?

Sigh. That's really all I can say to this whole "Rob Zombie remaking The Blob, but without a blob" chatter. It's not a sigh that another movie is being remade, or even about the removal of said blob from said film. I won't even bemoan the fact that Zombie is remaking something else instead of making Tyrannosaurus Rex or something new-ish.

What I will say is that if someone wants to "remake" a movie and then take away the most identifiable component of it, do yourself a favor and don't call it a remake. At this point in time, where cinema is shamelessly cannibalizing itself, it would be nice to go back to the day of making a movie and pretending it was something other than just a retread.

Okay, perfect example: Evolution. I don't know how many of you remember Evolution, but it was an Ivan Reitman film starring David Duchovny, Julianne Moore, Sean William Scott, Orlando Jones, and Dan Aykroyd. It's about aliens landing and invading a small desert town, and then becoming a giant monster that the heroes have to spray with shampoo to kill.

I bring Evolution up because the film is, for all intents and purposes, Ghostbusters. Same director, same ensemble cast structure, same beats and plot points. Substitute aliens for ghosts, and now it's a different movie. (Evolution, by the way, may end up being the better Ghostbusters 3 than the actual Ghostbusters 3 we'll get next year-ish.)

Perhaps it seems disingenuous to pretend you're making another movie that is essentially the same film, but I find that the practice is more like the ways that stories repeat themselves through history. They have roughly the same archetypes, similar storylines, and easily identifiable genre "types". The variation on a theme is fun, and a really clever filmmaker or writer can take those familiar tropes and make something new-ish out of old stories.

On the other hand, if you're going to admit that "yes, I'm lifting directly from this source. This one source that all of you know and can go to directly for reference", where's the fun in that? You're immediately inviting comparisons where there don't need to be any before people have seen it. Moon is clearly borrowing from the 2001 / Silent Running / Dark Star / Alien model, but it's not a remake of any of them, nor does it profess to be. Moon is its own film, one that draws comparisons, but not in such a direct manner.

The Blob, with or without a blob, does.

I don't mean to just pick on Rob Zombie. Truthfully, there's the potential for a really sick, really twisted movie there, but you don't need to call it The Blob. Shit, The Stuff is in many ways The Blob, but it's not trying to BE The Blob, as the other Blob remake did and mostly failed at. It's okay to pretend your slasher movie isn't a Friday the 13th film and still have some dude killing people in the woods. One of the reasons I think it's so silly to remake Outland is because Outland is High Noon in space. Just make your own High Noon in space; you don't even need to call it Outland.

My final point, and then I'll put it to rest:

Yojimbo. A Fist Full of Dollars. Last Man Standing. All three the same movie and yet all unique in their own ways. Three expressions of one story, all of which are recognizable as related but don't have to be linked as "remakes", or to share a name.

Blogorium Review: Moon

So tonight we saw Moon, the first of hopefully many joints from Duncan Jones. While we saw it at the Carmike, Moon opens at The Carousel tomorrow and I highly recommend you go see it. I may need to see it again at The Carousel because the experience of watching the movie was a bit tainted, even if Moon more than made up for the technical deficiencies.

Normally I try not to talk about the nitty gritty theatrical experience. In theory, the review should almost always be about the movie, but the Carmike had seriously damaged this print, to the point that vertical scratches ran the entire length of the movie and the sound cut out, became muddy, or was distorted throughout the running time. For a movie like Moon, the sound is very important, which is why I feel like seeing this again might be necessary beyond simply enjoying the movie.

After the movie, Andy commented that he was happy to be able to see Moon without any preconceived notions or too much knowledge of what the plot was about. "I was able to let the experience take me along for the ride", which is exactly what a movie like this does. I could tell you some of the plot sketches involving Sam Rockwell (playing a character named Sam Bell) but the truth is that you're better off not knowing. If all you know about Moon comes from the trailers or the frequent comparisons to 2001 and Silent Running, good. That's all you need.

I'll add one more note, which is to say that Moon fulfills the promise abandoned two thirds of the way into Sunshine: a science fiction film for adults that takes the premise seriously and is actually thought provoking. Aside from a few chuckles at the "face" GERTY, the base's computer (voiced by Kevin Spacey) makes, Moon never winks at the audience and says "we know, it's just science fiction."

The film takes a few left turns when you'd expect more conventional story twists, and finally breaks with the "Evil Robot" motif so prevalent in the genre. I won't say how or why, but GERTY is much more important to the film than merely an obstacle for Sam when things get weird. I also found the references to Jesus' disciples interesting; Sam works alone on a Moon base for 3 year jobs, running harvesters named Mark, Matthew, John (although John is crossed out and replaced by a handwritten "Judas"). The recurring motif of 3's is also worth revisiting next time I sit down and watch it.

Sam Rockwell does some of the best work I've seen from him in years, although he frequently reminded me of Edward Norton for some reason. *MILD SPOILER ALERT* It may have had something to do with the persistent bruising and bloodying after the accident being vaguely Fight Club-esque, but even the "other" Sam was vaguely reminiscent of Norton.

The "twist", if you want to call it that, is handled quickly and in a rational manner. Almost as soon as you realize what's actually going on, one of the characters identifies the development and instead of trying to dupe viewers, Jones is smart enough to let the film play out. I admire both the story and Jones' direction, which lingers frequently, allowing you to soak in the details of the moon base and the minutiae of Sam Bell's world. There's some very impressive camera trickery to boot, which I won't risk spoiling.

I realize this review is probably quite useless, but I feel it fair to both recommend you see Moon but also not to tell you too much going in. Moon is the sort of film that works best when it happens to you, not one you should be trying to work out right away.

Quick Review, or Snap Judgment?: Freddy's Nightmares

Maybe DVR'ing eight hours of Freddy's Nightmares wasn't such a great idea.

Oh, who am I kidding? It was the best idea I had since buying Walking Tall and The Marine!

Before you jump all over me with you "like, duh!"'s for taping multiple episodes of a tv series so forgotten that Cranpire didn't know it existed, let me plead my case:

1. I am always looking for something new to show in between movies at Horror Fest (more on that subject later this week).

2. As many of you know, remake aside, I will make time to watch anything Freddy-related I haven't seen, even if it is as bad as Freddy's Nightmares.

3. It may be the last time Chiller airs the show this month, or even this year. I had to get what I could when I could.

Now, on the other hand, when I got back today and watched the first episode, I knew immediately that a) this show sucks big time, and b) I love it.

The first episode starts with a faux-newscast featuring Bob Goen of Entertainment Tonight and just about every Kennel Club Dog Show on Animal Planet, before Freddy interrupts and takes over the tv. Then Freddy has some trouble cutting through a piece of paper and announces "don't worry, this isn't your nightmare. it's one of mine", and we launch into the friggin' prequel to A Nightmare on Elm Street!

You see Fred Krueger on trial, the botched police work, them letting him out, and the vigilante justice that ensues. And I figured by the time they set him on fire that we had set up the series with the Freddy origin story for no reason. See, Freddy's Nightmares is an anthology show that the gloved one very rarely has anything to do with. However, the show had some surprises for me, not the least of which was the fact it's an hour-long show. Uh oh.

Actually, the fun comes from the fact that this way-to-long first episode is soaked in 80s cheese. The budget clearly didn't go into hiring actors or quality sets, but the fire gag was pretty impressive and the two nightmares you see Freddy orchestrate are pretty cool.

Okay, cheap, but cool. The dentist one at least has some implied gore and a nifty "drill" variation on the glove. I don't know what time this aired or on what network, but there's some reasonably violent content, a nurse stripping down to her underwear, and generally speaking a sleazy vibe to the show. I checked four or five different websites and not one of them has the station this show aired on other than Chiller. Weird.

By the way, the first episode was directed by Tobe "The Texas Chain Saw Massacre" Hooper and does feature Robert Englund in most of the episode, sans makeup, although they only show him from behind until he's char-grilled Freddy.

Still, I'm amazed this show went two whole seasons. Wait, Two-and-a-Half Men is still on the air, right? Never mind. Freddy's Nightmares is at least entertaining while not being good.

The Moral of the story is that just because the show probably isn't any good or that Warner Brothers is never planning to release it on dvd doesn't mean that it won't be playing during Horror Fest. Then again, if you hadn't figured that out by now, I can only assume you've never been to a Horror Fest.

I'm just a mark for this crap.

editors note: Okay, lesson learned. Apparently when I thought I've posted something from the iPod, it doesn't always mean it has posted. Oops. Well, here's last night's post, a dispatch from out-of-townsville.

Many of you have commented to the Cap'n about his curious habit of purchasing cheesy action movies on Blu Ray. It started as a half-joke, brought about by the availability of movies like Commando and Predator in HD, but has slowly escalated to include the early films of Steven Seagal, Tango & Cash, and yes, Universal Soldier. I've also augmented this with other, more recent, cheese-tacular movies like Death Race and Punisher: War Zone. But then I had to take it just a step further.

Now I seem to own multiple films with wrestlers, and not like Roddy Piper in They Live (which I will totally buy on Blu Ray), but current or very recent WWE Superstars. Earlier tonight I left Cranpire trick me into thinking that by spending ten more dollars for Walking Tall and The Marine was somehow a better deal than just buying Walking Tall.

(To be fair, he was distracting me with a much more worthwhile one-two punch of cheesy action movies: Point Break and Road House, but guess who bought the wrong two-set?)

I should have seen this coming. Maybe it was the fact that I have every movie starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson I want (sorry, Southland Tales and The Game Plan*), or that I didn't hesitate to pick up See No Evil (starring Kane) or The Condemned (starring "Stone Cold" Steve Austin). But really, The Marine? Look, I already have 12 Rounds as a sort-of torture device for Barrett.

Admittedly, I was more interested in 12 Rounds because of the presence of auteur Renny Harlin, he who directed Deep Blue Sea, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Driven, Die Hard 2: Die Harder, Cliffhanger, The Covenant, Exorcist: The Beginning, A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master, and yes, Cutthroat Island**. That madman can make good ideas and bad bend to his own special brand of retarded, even if they star the charismatic-less John Cena.

On the other hand, now I have a copy of The Marine, a movie I have no intention of ever watching again. Ugh. I'd rather own Under Siege: Dark Territory and Navy Seals than watch The Marine once more.

So what am I missing, niche market? There are enough of you out there who know of something I must not have to fill in the gap. What other gems am I missing starring WWE superstars that you wouldn't watch but it makes sense for me to own? Or am I better off just counting down the days until The Postman hits Blu Ray.

That's right. The Postman. With Kevin Costner. And Tom Petty.

Or would you rather I wait for Over the Top? Oh wait, they come out the same day. Snap!




* Yes, that does mean I do have The Scorpion King, The Rundown, Walking Tall, Doom, and Race to Witch Mountain.
** Which I will NOT own on Blu Ray, no matter how much Barrett tells me I will.

Is there usually a "no compete" clause or something?

The Cap'n may have an incredibly short memory (it is possible), but I've been spending the last hour or so trying to remember the last time two "big" movies went head to head. Most of this summer I've noticed that an "event" movie, like Transformers or G.I. Joe will come out one week and nothing of its kind will oppose it until the following week. Take, for example, the last two weeks, where hotly anticipated District 9 and Inglorious Basterds went head to head... oh wait, there was that whole week between the two. This translates into big weekend for one movie, then it can be toppled the next week by the next "big" movie (District 9 / Basterds: case in point).

Since that seems to be the trend lately, I find myself impressed that New Line Cinema and Dimension are going head to head this weekend with their big guns: The Final Destination and Halloween 2.

Now, on paper, it may seem like the sequel to a remake of a film from thirty years ago going up against the fourth movie in a series where most people forgot there was a third is no big whoop, but allow me to make the case for each.

Despite not liking Rob Zombie's Halloween at all, the slow doling out of information about this movie incrementally increased my interest to the point where, against my better judgment, I sorta/kinda want to see it. In addition to the bizarre dream imagery that's pervasive throughout the advertising and so-dumb-it-might work Sheri Moon Zombie as ghost mother, there's another precedent with Rob Zombie movies: the sequel has invariably been much better than the first film.

House of 1000 Corpses? Hated it. The Devil's Rejects? Loved it. Halloween? Hated it.

Halloween 2?

Well, it remains to be seen, but I'm cautiously optimistic.

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On the other hand, there's not much cautious optimism about The Final Destination. The movie has two things going for it: Rube Goldberg-like death scenes and this film's gimmick... 3-D. For those who genuinely didn't realize there was a Final Destination 3, from filing it innumerable times, I promise you there is. The gimmick with part 3 was a "choose your own adventure"-style dvd option, allowing you to determine where and when certain characters did or didn't die.

To be perfectly honest with you, I only watched half of Final Destination 2 and never watched the third one, but these aren't really movies. The plot is incidental to a ludicrous degree, especially if this entry is all about 3-D. The first movie had an iota of story, but from there on the producers realized that people came for the elaborate death sequences and programmed accordingly. By the fourth film in this franchise, I'd be surprised if people leaving The Final Destination will be able to remember one character's name.

But then again, that's the point. While I'm looking to see where Rob Zombie takes Halloween now that he doesn't need to "honor" the source material, I'm not going to The Final Destination expecting anything except tricky, suspenseful death set ups and carnage, which it will no doubt deliver.

The other thing I find very interesting about these two movies going head to head is that you have two horror movies duking it out at the tail end of August, not even in October. No, in October, you'll have Zombieland and Saw VI, once again staggered by a few weeks. Two franchises which have inexplicably pulled themselves up from expectations otherwise and proven to be strong enough to go mano y mano.

So the question is, which one wins? Do the die-hard Rob Zombie fans show up in full force to give Halloween 2 another strong showing, or does the gaggle of non-horror fans who like crazy gimmick movies pile in to see The Final Destination. It's been virtually impossible to avoid the advertising for both films, and while I'd be impressed to see Tarantino hold on to that number one spot next Monday, I have my doubts. What takes Inglorious Basterds place though is really a toss up.

Hell, I might see both. After I watch Moon, Inglorious Basterds, and District 9.

Quintuple feature, anyone?

So.... did you ever wonder how it is the Cap'n finds such random movies when he's reviewing? How on earth I make the jump from Phantasm II to Surveillance, or even Tyson (review coming soon-ish)?

Well, I usually do one of two things when I hear about a movie that sounds interesting: I bookmark it and file it under the "Stuff to Buy/Rent" subfolder, or I add it to my Netflix queue in order to find it much later when I've forgotten such a film existed.

To demonstrate:

the "Stuff to Buy/Rent" page, which is normally reserved for things I'd like to have with little reservations.

Most other films end up in the Netflix queue, and to give you some idea how random it can get because of that, I'm including some screencaps. As with any picture in the blogorium, click on it for a larger, more legible version.

Okay, I'll admit it's a bit random. I've got Del Tenney's Curse of the Living Corpse (and some other movie) alongside Jacque Tati's Playtime, Slaughter High, and The Friends of Eddie Coyle occupies the same space as Death Bed: The Bed That Eats. But come on now, I have Outlander (the Vikings vs Aliens movie) Alien Tresspass (a Lost Skeleton of Cadavra-like film from last year), and Doctor Who at home right now. It's just how the Cap'n operates.

I really like this segment, because it really jumps haphazardly between high and low art. I challenge you to find me someone else who has Preston Sturges between Return of the Living Dead 3 and April Fool's Day. Or American Movie and The Bad and the Beautiful side by side.

And here I exercise my indie / art house tendencies, only to switch it up at the very end with I Drink Your Blood. Classy.

I have no particular comment here. Just thought it was a pretty odd mix of movies.

Schlock, followed by some class. It's a cinematic blender when you leave the queue-ing to me.

Kagemusha. Kickboxer. Hot Rod. Need I say more?

So yeah... maybe that helps you understand my scatterbrained approach to what I watch and when. Throw in the considerable amount of disc and tape-age here art the ATDB, and it's hard to say where I'm going next. Hopefully you now understand that it's not only horror I dig into; that's just the easiest to write about quickly.

Quick Review: Surveillance

Tonight, the Cap'n decided to watch Surveillance, the new / second film from Jennifer Lynch of Boxing Helena fame. It's been sixteen years between her first and second movie (even if Surveillance has a 2007 copyright), but I'd say there's a marked improvement between the two.

It's not that Boxing Helena wasn't interesting, but at the time I dismissed it a bit as "Lynch-lite." That is an unfortunate side effect of being related to another director; in this case, the daughter of David Lynch, who casts a pretty big shadow. The good news is that Surveillance is a Jennifer Lynch movie, and even though the old man is credited with executive producing the film and recorded a song for the end, the shadow isn't looming large this time.

With a mind to keep this short, I'm going to skimp on the details of the film. I'll say that Surveillance is about two murderers, two FBI agents, three witnesses, and a series of intersecting flashbacks. The film is based on a combination of withheld information and contradictions between what is said and what is seen. Astute viewers will accordingly be able to guess there's some kind of "twist" in the film, and if Surveillance has a downside it's that said "twist" won't be too shocking, even if you aren't paying careful attention.

On the other hand, Lynch sets the pieces of the puzzle up in an interesting way, and holds back just enough to keep the audience unable to put all of the pieces together. I was happy to see the alternate ending wasn't used, because the one in the finished film is more... appropriate, shall we say.

Bill Pullman and Julia Ormond are both doing great work as the agents called in to sort out the chain of murders, and there are surprisingly serious turns from Cheri Oteri and French Stewart. Michael Ironside doesn't get much to do, but he's pretty good and Pell James and Ryan Simpkins are impressive as another critical pair of characters.

Overall, I'm going to recommend this to fans of both Lynches, with the caveat that you shouldn't expect anything wild or out of left field. This is a reasonably straight forward murder mystery with a decent twist that has some great cinematography and very good acting. If you were curious about seeing Surveillance, I'd say go ahead and watch it, but if you're just coming out of watching INLAND EMPIRE for the seventh time straight, you might want to look elsewhere for now.

LeGros Misunderstanding

Just a quick reminder from the Cap'n:

VOTE! I'm giving you the power to watch the movies you want to see at Horror Fest. Anybody can vote. Just click your two favorites (or more) of what's presented and click the "vote" button. Encourage others to do it. The poll is on the right ----->

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I wanted to apologize a bit for being so hard on James LeGros in my Phantasm II review. When I went back and looked at his filmography, I realized he's appeared in a number of movies I like quite a bit, like: Drugstore Cowboy, Living in Oblivion, Near Dark, Born on the Fourth of July, Point Break, Singles, Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle, Enemy of the State, Zodiac, and Visioneers, a movie I've heard good things about.

While I'm not such a huge fan of the following, I thought it would be fair to mention he's done quite a bit of other work, too: Catch that Kid, November, Gus Van Zant's Psycho, The Myth of Fingerprints, Solarbabies, and Destiny Turns on the Radio.

He's done a lot of different kinds of movies, including several I left out, and it's probably unfair to characterize him as "generic leading male", as I did. Perhaps the problem is that having watched Phantasm, Phantasm III, and Phantasm IV, the obvious break in Phantasm II is that Michael Baldwin is missing, and LeGros might work in a number of other movies, but he just didn't click for me in this one.

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Hey, speaking of Destiny Turns on the Radio, does anybody remember that movie? It's horrible, and not just because Quentin Tarantino is a rotten actor in the movie. Granted, Tarantino is not usually my favorite part of any of his movies, but I'm not convinced he had anything to do with Destiny Turns on the Radio aside from acting in it. It's actually been so long since I saw the beat-up VHS copy that disappeared that I can't remember what happens. For some strange reason, that doesn't bother me. Hrm.

While thinking of Destiny Turns on the Radio, I had some curious notion that Jim Belushi was in the film. Then I realized that I was conflating Destiny Turns on the Radio with Mr. Destiny, a comparably shitty movie that had something to do with baseball. That's even sillier, especially since I have no idea why I would ever fuse one film into the other...

All of this is my way of saying that Inglorious Basterds comes out tomorrow, and I've heard it's not at all what advertisements are saying it is. So consider yourself warned. I don't want to hear anyone pissing and moaning that nobody told them it wasn't just about Nazi killing and Brad Pitt.

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And on that note, I'm out like shag carpets. Or are those back in? I can't keep up with the times.

Get Your Calendars Ready and Head to the Polls!

I've decided to bring the weekly polls back from certain death. This time, when you vote, it'll count for something.

For the last Horror Fest in Greensboro, I'm going to have two "theme" nights. One is dedicated to films of my choosing that we've never seen during a horror fest, like The Stuff, Ginger Snaps, Cemetery Man, Bad Taste, and Phantasm. The other night, "fan favorites", is for you folks. Attendees (and anyone else) is encouraged to narrow down the field of past Horror (and Summer) Fest faves into one concentrated night of sweetness.

Polls will run for a week and a half, and between now and October, I'll include five movies from each fest. You can vote more than once, and the two most popular will move on to the next round and face off against the top two of another week, until we have one kick-ass lineup.

Here, for those keeping score at home, is the field I'm asking you to narrow down:

Ghoulies 2

The Alligator People

The Lost Boys

Feast

The Wicker Man

From Dusk Til Dawn

Friday the 13^th Part 4: The Final Chapter

Saw

Slither

Jeepers Creepers 2

Re-Animator

Night of the Living Dead (1990)

Hostel Part II

Twilight Zone: The Movie

Dead & Buried

Night of the Lepus

Black Sheep

Hellraiser

1408

From Beyond

Return to Horror High

The Descent

Planet Terror

The Call of Cthulu

Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Meyers

Night of the Living Dead 3-D

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

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Plan 9 from Outer Space

Blood Car

Teeth

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

Dead Heat

C.H.U.D.

Fido

Friday the 13^th Part 2

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

The Giant Claw

In the Mouth of Madness

Dead Alive

Halloween

Faces of Death

Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn

The Ruins

The Mist

Blade Trinity

Blood Feast

Child’s Play 2

The Paul Lynde Halloween Special

Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare

Horror of the Blood Monsters

The Wicker Man (2006)

The Orphanage

Drag Me to Hell

My Bloody Valentine 3-D

Army of Darkness

Alien Apocalypse

Chopping Mall

Terrorvision

Friday the 13^th Part 3

The Prowler

Student Bodies

Uncle Sam

Hillbillys in a Haunted House

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus

Troll 2

Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires

Creepshow

Shaun of the Dead

vote early, vote often, and entice anyone you know to vote. We WILL watch the winners on Saturday night**.


If I had my druthers, the following films would certainly play:

Terrorvision
Blood Car
Slither
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
Hillbillys in a Haunted House
Night of the Lepus
Black Sheep

but it's not up to me this time. I give you the power, so abuse away starting tomorrow!

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I'm also giving strong consideration to an "After Hours" version of Horror Fest, for after 1:30-2 am. We'd be watching much harder-edged-borderline-disturbing stuff, like Martyrs and Italian splatter gorefests. The kind of movies that I know some of you want to see but not everyone would stick around for. Let me know what you think.



* I promised I wouldn't identify it by name for a whole year, but you all know what it is. None of you are voting for it, so don't worry.
**Thursday is Cap'n Howdy's picks, and Friday is reserved for Let the Right One In, Trick R Treat, and any other surprises I find between now and October.

Quick Review: Phantasm II (and part of III)

While the Cap'n was out of town last weekend, Mr. Veal was kind enough to give me a region free dvd player, which has been all kinds of fun. I watched the first episode of Life on Mars (the UK version, which looks to be much better), tried to suss out the German commentary of Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie, and will eventually look at the extras on a French copy of Lost Highway.

The most exciting viewing experience, however, had to be Phantasm II. It's never been available on dvd in the United States because of conflicting rights (Anchor Bay owns I, III, and IV while Universal owns II), and I've never actually seen it. For those of you who didn't know, I'm a big fan of the series, and for a long time I've had to do without the second chapter and sort of work around its absence. Since every Phantasm film picks up where the last one left off, you can kinda piece together how I gets to III from the dvds, but it was nice to finally bridge the gap.

Phantasm II is an improvement on the first film in every way but one (I'll get to that in a moment). Don Coscarelli is working with a major studio, so he has a bigger budget, more time to set up shots, and can set up more elaborate camera work. This is going to sound snarky, but the easiest way you can tell the budget is bigger is there are two explosions in the first fifteen minutes, and another one an hour in.

Unfortunately for Reg (Reggie Bannister), the first two are houses he owns and the third one is his car. The guy just can't get a break when you couple this with the beginning of his "coitus interruptus" that become a running joke through III and IV. Phantasm II does explain how Reg gets his 4-barreled shotgun, even if there's a puzzling plot hole between the second and third movie.

The gore is also pretty gnarly in Phantasm II: not only do the balls do more, but there's some pretty nasty prosthetics work, including a Freddy Krueger-esque Tall Man puppet that comes out of someone's back. The dwarves look cooler and the Tall Man's death scene (by hydrochloric acid) is also impressive.

In fact, most of the film is more impressive. Phantasm suffered from some logic gaps because of footage that was never shot or couldn't be used, but Coscarelli rectifies this by keeping Phantasm II concise and coherent throughout, even during the dream sequences. Where it lacks the dreamlike imagery of its predecessor and sequels, Phantasm II makes up for it by moving forward the story of Michael, Reg, and the Tall Man in interesting and expanding ways.

The sense of scope expands in the Tall Man's plot to steal the dead, paving a way for the next two movies, even if they can't quite convey the post-apocalyptic nature. I love the crane shot of Reg and Michael walking through a graveyard with nothing but empty plots, and there are some nice editing tricks to tie Elizabeth (Paula Irvine)'s story into Michael's.

The only problem I have with Phantasm II is a critical one: Michael isn't Michael. Instead of casting Michael Baldwin to reprise his role from the original, Universal forced Coscarelli to cast James LeGros in the lead, along with insisting that Paula Irvine and Samantha Phillips were added as "love interests." While Elizabeth and Alchemy don't really detract from the movie, James LeGros sticks out like a sore thumb. He looks like any generic "male lead" shoehorned into a genre film, and while LeGros doesn't do anything wrong per se, his presence is distracting in the scope of all four films.

Because I had remembered seeing the four barreled shotgun in Phantasm III (and Reg's car), I was a little surprised to see the car explode and the gun be tossed aside before part II ended. There's absolutely no explanation at the beginning of III why Michael has the shotgun or how Reg gets the exact same car back, but then again maybe I'm asking too much of the Phantasm series. They are both iconic parts of the series, after all...

All things considered, I still enjoyed Phantasm II quite a bit. While there's at least one nice reference to Sam Raimi, I wonder how many people caught the "chainsaw battle" reference to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2. I laughed anyway. I've heard that Universal is finally releasing Phantasm II stateside (the one I watched was from the UK) so everyone else can watch the movie soon. I have no idea if the disc will have the same extras my copy has (they resemble the other Anchor Bay releases with a commentary track, making of, a trailer, and photo gallery) but it would be nice to have a copy that played anywhere. Keep an eye out.