Summer Fest Wrap Up: Non-Movie Version

Tonight I thought I'd let the pictures do some of the talking, with a handful of anecdotes from the Cap'n about what happened between movies and during Summer Fest. There are a lot of subplots that develop during any extended movie marathon, and we invented a handful of new terms / phrases based on movies we watched.

To prove it really happened, I took a picture of Ad Rock and Cranpire at a Horror Fest together for the first time since I started them. Nathan was kind enough to join in.

When I say that people who come to Summer Fest partake in Bad Alcohol, I'm not talking simply the run of the mill crap. To make my point clearer, note that Ad Rock and Cranpire are toasting with Budweiser with Clamato and Wild Irish Rose.

To prove they really drank it.

See what happens after you drink it?

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Speaking of which, the Cap'n did promise to share his recipe for "Hobo Bug Juice", which is equal parts Wild Irish Rose and Mountain Dew Game Fuel (The red one) in a Styrofoam cup. If you're feeling very brave - or just hate yourself - feel free to substitute the Game Fuel with Miller Lite.

Before Hillbillys in a Haunted House.

It really is a movie, and that's really how they spell it.

After Hillbillys in a Haunted House.

Added to the vernacular from Summer Fest are the following phrases:

"Official Police Business" - you'll have to ask somebody what it means if you don't know.

"Medical Investigation" - a corollary to Official Police Business

"What kind of retardation...?" - a response to plot points, stupid questions, or dumb comments.

I also unveiled plans for two movies: Stab Lincoln, a horror movie about zombie Lincoln attacking modern day D.C., and its sequel, necessitated by the fact that there's only one way to kill a zombie Lincoln - zombie John Wilkes Booth with Confederate Army.

Of course, if you have a zombie Confederate Army, you have a sequel: Civil War Zombies.

The tagline is "The South Will Rise Again... FROM THE DEAD!!!!"

These things practically write themselves, so look for the dvd from Troma by next year.

I also came up with another great movie to make after Civil War Zombies 2: Zombie Sherman's March. Without saying too much, I can tell you the title is Raptor of Liberty, and it might look something like this:

Just some concept art, of course.

Finally, some images from The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires: